Dad Metal

My buddy Evan and I were at a metal concert in Alameda called ‘Slaughter by the Water’ and all these older heads brought their kids with them. It was wild. Five year-olds in ear-protectors throwing up horns and banging their heads to Autopsy. In the car ride home we riffed this idea. Then it became a thing and last time I checked it had “Immortal” status on Funny or Die.